Two-Cent Press

--Did anyone notice a few days ago that on the same date it was reported that Jesus may have ordered Judas to betray him, it was also reported that Libby testified that Bush authorized him to leak classified intelligence? --If only illegal immigrants perform jobs Americans won't do, like picking fruit and cleaning offices, and we allow the immigrants to become citizens, then who's going to pick fruit and clean offices? --It turns out that among the jobs American citizens apparently feel is beneath them, such as picking fruit, cleaning offices, and landscaping, is making multi-million dollar bonuses as a corporate CEO only if the company actually has a good year.